It all begins with an idea of how to eat more popcorn.
How do I justify to my physician that I need to consume more butter-salted popcorn? Easy. Become a professional movie critic. Explain to him that it’s a necessary hazard that comes with the job. Much like being a bomb-technician or a test pilot, I take the necessary risk to bring the world the end result it needs.
With this foolproof plan in place, A Movie Review Website was born. Tune in to get my full review of both classic movies and new releases, and help me to support my addiction to those air popped kernels of buttery goodness. If I get enough website traffic I get to claim my snacks as a tax write-off. So if you’re not reading for the entertainment, at least read to stick it to the IRS.
Here is our rating system:
🍿 = Go to the theater to see
💳 = Rent it. It’s worth money, but maybe not theater money.
🛶 = Wait for streaming
✈️ = Watch only if on a plane and there are no other options
🔥 = Don’t watch unless the alternative is facing eternal damnation in the pits of Hell, and even then take some time to think about it.