Interceptor

Interceptor

In short the movie was cheesier than a slice of Gouda between two dad jokes. I kept waiting for Chester Cheetah to pop out to tell me it’s not easy.

The problem was not Elsa Pataky and I like the premise, but the no-name supporting cast and predictable plot made it feel cheap. And I know cheap. I’ve got an uncle that used to dilute his bottled water. 1 part Dasani to 2 parts tap. Don’t ask, and technically we’re only related by marriage. Wait, that sentence makes it sound like I married my uncle. What I meant was, I married my wife and she has an uncle…you know what? Forget about the uncle!

There are some clever solutions to obstacles that come up along the way, but I kept getting bothered by the fact that every time the lead managed to get a bad guy’s gun, she instantly ran out of ammo and the bad guy didn’t carry any spare magazines?? You guys stole 16 nukes, but didn’t think about reloads??

In conclusion, Interceptor is going to fall in our watch on a plane category. I was entertained and watched it all the way through, but if it’s a Friday night I’m going to find something else that my wife/cousin would enjoy.

✈️=Watch only if on a plane and there are no other options